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dailyseinfeld:

Agent: I’m sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry: I don’t understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That’s why you have the reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don’t think you do. If you did, I’d have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to *hold* the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

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fuckyeahlost:

LOST anniversary tribute trailer.

andy-owen:

This is hilarious. Some day he’ll throw.

thedailywhat:

Look At This Playful Dog of the Day: Determined dog would like nothing more than to play fetch with the statue of Alan Turing.

[reddit.]

(Source: thedailywhat)